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- Yato! - Yato!
- Taiso! - Taiso!
"Uncycled Pizza Cycle" is out!
- Did you know about it? - Yes.
- I'm sure you all know about it. - Of course.
- Is it famous? - Is it famous?
No, it's not popular yet.
I have no idea what kind of game it is.
- "Uncycled Pizza Cycle" doesn't have a name. - I don't know it either.
- But this protagonist brings pizza to the game. - Wow!
I don't see it like that at all!
- If it's a Friday video, you say hello. - Oh, you're right.
- Do you think it's a Friday video game series? - What? No!
It's "Uncycled Pizza Cycle"!
- Today, it's not "Friday Movie", it's "Pizza Movie"! - Wow!
If you have time to enjoy the game, this time it's "Uncycled Pizza Cycle"!
What this game does is...
It's a game where you deliver pizza to the goal so you don't fall down.
- There's a checkpoint. - Oh!
- It's not like "Only Up" where you go back to zero. - Oh!
- There's a checkpoint! - No, it's not a Friday video!
- It's not like "Only Up" where you go back to zero. - Oh!
- It's a game where you get frustrated because of mistakes like that. - Yes.
- This time, we're divided into two teams. - Yes.
- Tetsuya will be playing for the weak team... - Yes.
- ...and Toshimitsu will be playing for the strong team. - Yes.
- We need something to cheer us up. - To cheer us up...
- There's a centrifugal force. - Oh, centrifugal force.
- It doesn't feel bad. - It's cool.
First of all, Tetsuya will go first.
- Well, it went up to 10%. - Yes.
- Next up is Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- It only went up to 8%. - Yes.
- If that happened, I wouldn't be able to go either... - Yes.
- ...so Toshimitsu's centrifugal force will eat up one pizza. - How much will it eat up?
- Well, one piece, I guess. - Oh!
For normal people like me, how many pieces will make you full?
About four pieces.
This kind of game ends four times.
It's definitely C, isn't it?
It's C, isn't it?
This time, Domino's pizza.
It's not frozen pizza, but it's growing.
This is it.
It looks delicious.
As I said earlier, if you can't eat more than the previous person, you'll eat one piece.
If Toshimitsu can't eat more than me,
when I'm next,
if you can eat more than Toshimitsu,
you won't eat.
If you can beat each other little by little,
you can reach the goal without eating either.
I see.
If you want to beat the previous person's record,
you have to eat it.
That's the rule.
The first person who clears it wins,
or the first team who can't eat it loses.
What should we do?
Should we eat it from the first bite, or do it one piece at a time?
I think we can do it.
We don't have much HP.
It's very important to eat it first.
It's very important.
Let's do it.
I'm counting on you.
Let's do it.
We can do either way with this controller.
This kind of delicate game depends on the mouse.
Is the position of the keyboard okay?
It's a game where you don't know how to operate it.
Let's do it.
How do we move it?
Oh!
I think it's dangerous, Osaka.
There's a belt here.
Have you ever fallen again?
Then you have to go back here again.
I'm going to die.
How do you die?
I'm going to fall.
I'm going to do my best not to fall.
What do you have?
It hurts!
It's a controller.
Isn't it okay?
You've been doing it for three minutes.
Try it with a controller.
That's right.
I'll try it with a controller next year.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, I think we can go to the next one.
Oh, no.
I can't even put on my underwear.
Oh, I can do it!
Put on your underwear.
You have to put it in like this.
That's dangerous.
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
It was probably stuck.
Practice of removing honey.
Oh, this is...
It's just in front of you.
Oh, it looks easy to do.
What about the left and right?
Yes, it's over!
I'll eat it from now on!
I'm counting on you, Tetsuya!
Can I try it like this?
No, you can try it for the first time.
Oh, it's already started. I'm already touching it.
You're already touching it, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
Here we go!
It's started!
Oh, I see.
It's crazy.
He's doing both keyboard and voice.
You should have done it, too.
I'm sick.
I won't eat it at first.
I'll make money and let Yumemaru eat it.
I'm scared of that.
It's a miracle match.
We don't know easily.
It's not particularly important to say "wow" like a "only up" and "operability is bad".
Operability is important.
That's right.
In order to play such a game, you have to have good operability.
This is a garbage game.
Garbage comedian.
It's a so-called "fast garbage comedian".
Garbage comedian
As you can see in the video, there are various sceneries.
If you have a checkpoint and go to the checkpoint, you will be caught by the opponent.
You will be stopped in this game.
Is there a condition for dying without stopping?
Not for now.
The staff doesn't know at all.
Yes!
Nice!
That's the play!
Wait a minute.
Are you serious?
It's a checkpoint.
I'm tired of this.
It's impossible.
It's a checkpoint.
Are you serious?
I want to go there.
No matter what I do.
I want to go there.
Is the element of "life doesn't die by death" going to be retrieved in the second half of the game?
If not, I don't know what to do.
It's pretty good.
I might want to play it.
Seriously?
Could it be that this game is tough?
I want to eat pizza and change it to a talk show.
Is it still possible?
It's still possible.
It's hard for me and Toshimitsu.
This is a psychological game.
It's pretty good.
This is clearly a cheating game.
Wait a minute.
Isn't there something we don't know about this game?
If you press any of the buttons...
Karami-kun, you've done this area before, haven't you?
I gave up there...
Shut up!
This doesn't make sense!
Oh, there he is!
If you can do it, you can do it again.
I'm getting older and older.
I think I'm going to lose 10 times.
Why can't you do it?
I can't do it.
I know you want this character to be like this.
I can't do it.
Please do it.
Let's just talk to the checkpoint.
When you cross the checkpoint,
you can use it or you can do it again.
Isn't it okay to have a checkpoint?
Even if you die as soon as you cross the checkpoint,
you can't do it.
I can't do it.
It's been 50 minutes.
Since we're splitting up, I won't eat the mangoes.
Toshimitsu went over there, so if I can't go over there, I'll eat the fruits.
I can't go over there.
Then go!
It's not going to work.
Look at this!
I'm tired of this!
Let's go straight ahead!
Stop! Stop!
Be careful.
Maybe it hasn't started for an hour.
It's not like a big meal.
How many people are there now?
Still zero.
If this game doesn't end, I'll go home because it's boring.
Hey!
It's been a few hours and it's getting better, so you can come.
At that time, someone may be in a hurry.
It's here!
God!
I'm glad I didn't eat!
I'm going to put pressure on Toshimitsu.
The wind is coming out of the outdoor unit.
I see.
It's good. It's been coming here twice in a row.
Today is Tetsuya's legendary day.
Again?
I'm going to get in here and...
It's blowing!
I'm scared of that tree, you know?
So...
Can you get off?
Yeah, I can move now.
I'm getting off!
Get off!
Wait, is it like this?
Is it like that?
It's really like that.
You fly and cross it.
Ah, is it like that?
Your death pace is likely to increase from now on.
It won't increase.
Is this okay?
I'm falling!
I made it.
It's up to that stone.
Sorry, stone.
Oh no, I'm sorry. I'll kill you in an instant.
It can't be helped.
As soon as the game is over, everyone is happy.
Well, thank you for the meal.
Yes!
Checkpoint.
Let's go.
It's started!
Yes.
If you get on the other side...
Oh!
Yeah!
You have to eat the amount you eat at this point.
Oh!
Yes!
I see. You have to eat the amount you eat.
If you cross it, you have to eat it.
Yes.
You have to eat the amount you eat and the age you eat.
Cross it!
You have to eat the amount you eat and the age you eat.
I have to die before I get in.
Ah, yes, yes. You have to eat the age you eat and the age you eat.
Oh no.
I see.
I was a little hesitant.
Good, good.
I think I went too far.
This is difficult!
How do you adjust the angle?
I don't know.
Watch out!
I can't stand it!
I don't think you can stand it.
Once you...
Ah!
It's gone!
It suddenly comes out.
If you don't go to school, you'll die, right?
Yes.
This is really...
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
Because we are all human beings.
I see.
We have overcome this point, haven't we?
Yes, we have.
Stop it, will you?
You're such a pervert, aren't you?
I can't see it!
You can do it!
You have 10 points.
You did it!
You did it, but you don't have 10 points yet.
You have about 6 points left.
Eat, eat, eat!
You're almost there!
I saw it!
Okay, okay, okay.
You're pretty good at this, aren't you?
He's cheating, he's cheating, he's cheating.
Are you kidding me?
No, it's bent.
It's okay in a water-like zone.
No, really.
It's okay in a water-like zone.
You can't go around here, can you?
I don't think so.
No, it looks tough.
Wow!
What do you think?
Didn't you make it?
Didn't you surpass it?
I didn't surpass it.
Maybe if you don't touch it there, you don't get a checkpoint.
Maybe if you die, you can go back.
You can go up there, can't you?
I'm sure you can go up here.
This is the recovery area for the next checkpoint, isn't it?
This is a life-saving place, isn't it?
It would be terrible if you died here.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared of that.
That's really scary.
I'm scared.
That's too scary.
I have no choice but to go.
How many cards do you both have?
Five cards.
Zero cards.
Five points.
The more you eat, the more you progress.
I understand.
Let's go see the new world.
Watch out for the yellow door.
There's nothing there, right?
Nice!
Look at this!
This is...
dangerous!
Dangerous!
It's here, right?
It's round!
Your hands are thin!
Angle change! Oh, it's here!
It's round!
Wait, what if?!
Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!
Wha..?
Wait a sec, I gotta check this out.
Can you stop messin' with this now?!
I don't wanna touch it!
You can't jump because you're in the air forever.
You can't jump, right?!
But you can move forward while you're jumping, so you're in the air.
You can move forward while you're jumping, so you're in the air.
So you don't die while you're jumping.
Let's do it from the checkpoint.
Yeah, let's do it.
Revive?
Of course you revive.
You have no choice but to do it.
What is this car?
You can go back to the previous stage, right?
Yeah, I can go back.
Isn't there a back way to go back?
Maybe there is, Toshimitsu.
Don't make me do it again!
I'm gonna eat pizza, so it's fine!
Are you gonna do it?
I'll take responsibility for this time.
Can you jump from here?
You can't go back.
If you can't go back,
you'll die, right?
You'll eat my bread again.
No, I'll eat it for now.
I don't want it!
I don't care!
I want pizza!
I don't want it!
You said it.
You said you'd eat one and give me time.
But you're eating course food.
I'm getting full.
It's okay. If Tetsuya and Shibetsu lose the game, you and I will eat course food, right?
Really? Is that okay?
Let's change the game! Please!
I'll pay you 200,000 yen for you to stop playing the game.
How do you like it?
I'm counting on you.
I'll jump on you.
You're erotic.
If you can adjust it a little, I'll pull you out of the joint.
You're erotic.
It's bad, isn't it?
It tickles.
Let's go upstairs and take a look.
Let's go.
I think I can do it in two jumps.
The hurdle is down.
I was a little too fast.
If I can't get there,
I'm sorry.
Isn't it weird?
My back hurts!
Can you do it?
It should be easy.
It's definitely difficult for you.
Are you crazy?
You just lost.
It's my first time.
I did it! I ate pizza!
If you ride there, you can eat kashimiri.
It's nice.
- We're finally on top of the exhaust. - What?!
From the exhaust to the bench and now we're at the bottom, right?
- Ninja, ninja. - We can do it!
This place is amazing!
- I'm curious about where we are right now. - Do you want to know? - I'm scared! - I'm really scared!
- Should we know? - What? No way! - No, but let's know! - Also, is there a place where you can die?
- A place where you can die? - Yes. - Is there? - There is. - So you won't be fighting like this forever, right?
- There are two places where you can die right now. - One of them is the water we saw earlier. - And there is another place where you can die.
- So what percentage is the water? - It's really expensive. - Aren't you scared? - It's still 30%.
- If you die, should we just quit? - We don't need to know.
[I'm scared, so I'm gonna quit.]
[I don't know anything about this game, but I'm going to play it.]
- This is called "desesshin-chikugei". - I think it's a good game. - One pizza, please.
Is it warm?
Is it warm? Are you waiting for me?
You don't like it!
Wait a minute!
You're amazing!
Give me pizza! It's warm!
You're fast!
If you drop a pipe or something like that, you should reflect about it and fix it.
You shouldn't be sorry about it at all.
We didn't go all the way to the pipe, so if we go to the pipe, we win.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm glad you remembered.
You've been drinking G-Wine since this month.
It's expensive.
Buy four of them and it's 100 yen?
You're good!
You're learning!
You've grown!
You're a human being.
Say "hoi"!
Look, you've grown too much.
Please clear it for me.
Please clear it for me!
But I'm getting full.
Can I eat it?
11 pieces.
1 piece and 1/4 piece.
We can do it, can't we?
We can do it!
About this much.
OK!
We can do it!
- Can you do it? - I'll do it.
- Yes. - Huh?
- Misura... - Can you do it?
- Yes. - Go!
- Believe in yourself! - Go!
- It's so small in here. - It's so loud! - Let's go!
- Is it coming? - There it is!
- So we didn't pass the test, right? - Can you forgive me for being clumsy?
- That's narrow! - Except for the pipes, it's a straight line, so you can go.
- This is the pizza I went to play with earlier. - You look like you're going to be full slowly.
- By the way, you're wearing quite a bit.
You're kidding me!
- - - There's a lot of chairs. - Huh?!
Huh?!
You're kidding me!
- Are you guys still doing this? - Yeah, we're still in stage 3 or 4.
- How many tiers are we on now? - 14.
- - - 2. - - - 2.
- - - I'm just sitting here. - You're trying to give up?
I'm trying to give up! I've been doing it for a while now!
Ouch!
- Again. - Agh!
- 10, 7... - Hey!
- There we go. - Ah...
- Yeah, but it might be normal. - The TV game doesn't end here! - But it started when you were here! - Agh!
- Come on! Seriously! Please! Seriously, please! - You're lying.
- Let's end it as soon as it ends behind me.
- How many pieces did you eat in your dream?
- Twenty-five!
- One piece for each fan.
- Yeah, you're a collector.
- I thought it was almost over. I was really focused.
- Yeah, me too.
If you can go back, you won't be able to go back, right?
No, it's a star design!
It's the first time I'm doing something like this!
I thought it was over!
What is that? I don't know here!
What is this?
I'm in the middle of a jump right now.
I'll talk to you for a moment.
Jump reaction.
I have no choice but to advance.
I've never been in a place like this before!
If I fall, I'll die.
Should we go to the bed?
Next to the bed.
Let's go.
Can we park the car?
Let's go.
I have one more thing to say.
What do you think?
With our power, we made Irumaru's stomach full.
We did it!
Yeah!
Seriously?
As a result of this, no one agreed with us.
We don't need pizza anymore.
It's like a legend.
Let's leave the video as a video.
I want you to do something about this game.
I really want you to do something about it.
If you say something bad about it, we'll fire you.
This is not good.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, you're right.
Can you tell me the information?
How many checkpoints are there after you go?
If you clear this, you'll get a normal checkpoint, right?
There is a last checkpoint.
Before that.
What?
The next is the last checkpoint?
Does that mean the next is the last stage?
It's the last stage for now.
After you pass this checkpoint,
there is another water stage.
Then you can clear it.
I'm sure of it.
You said it.
This game is not easy to play.
I can't believe it.
This game is not easy to play.
I'm sure of it.
I can't believe it.
I can't forgive this game.
I'm sorry.
I can't forgive it.
I'm sorry.